Sarah and Mike's wedding

family

Hi sweeties, it's Mom. I picked up this phone and I already started crying. Sarah, you look so beautiful, and Mike, you take such good care of her. I love you both so much. I am going to listen to this someday when the house is too quiet.

family

Sarah, Mike, it's Dad. I watched you grow up and I watched you choose each other. I am proud of you. That is the whole message. I am proud of you.

toast, funny

Okay, okay, it's Jess. Maid of honor, professional crier, amateur toast giver. Sarah, you once told me you would marry someone who laughed at your terrible puns, and Mike, I heard you laugh at the grocery store joke tonight, so I guess that is legally binding. I keep thinking about the apartment with the leaky faucet and the two of you dancing in the kitchen like it was a ballroom. Please never stop being that ridiculous. I love you guys. Also the chicken was excellent, someone write that down.

toast

Hey, it's Chris. Mike, you have been my best friend since we were twelve. Watching you look at Sarah tonight, I get it. Take care of each other. That is the whole speech, and I practiced it in the car.

family

This is Grandma. I wanted to say, oh, the phone is so heavy. You two be good to each other. We love you. We love you. Tell Sarah her dress looks like gardenias.

funny

It's Priya from the dorm. I cannot believe you still say good night, moon when you are tired. Anyway. Congrats. Don't forget us little people. Call me when you get back.

family

Aunt Carol. Marriage is showing up on the ordinary Tuesdays, not just tonight. Be kind when you are tired. That is my advice. Love you both.

family

Sarah, it's Emma. You are my sister and my person. Mike, welcome. If you hurt her I have a shovel. I am kidding. Mostly. I love you.

family

Hey, it's Dan from work. I won't keep you. We love you. Have a wonderful night. Bye.

funny, family

Uncle Mike, yes the original Mike, I was here first. Beautiful wedding, terrible dancing, I am kidding, the dancing is great. Sarah, you got a good one. Don't tell him I said that.

toast

It's Taylor. I don't do toasts but I will say this. The two of you make the rest of us look like we don't have our lives together, which, fair. Cheers. I am so glad I came.

family

It's Sam. Late, I know. The night is winding down and I just wanted you to have my voice in the pile. I am glad I was here. Love you both.